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I can't go back to jail. That's why you've got to buy my jerky. The last time I took a bite, I spazzed out and slapped an old man's mouth. It is literally lip-smacking good. But hey, if I've got to bruise some beak to get my beef, so be it. Some jerky's worth it.
Honey BBQ Smoked Beef Jerky is that kind of jerky. The kind you'll do some time for. The kind you can't resist. The kind that makes you a menace to senior citizens everywhere.
With flavor as sweet as a donut & beef as moist as a milkshake, you won't even believe this is jerky… but it is. (Don't take my word for it — check the police report.) As soon as you open the bag, the smell of wood smoker chips hits you in the face like my open palm hitting that old man in the face. And that's before you even get that perfectly balanced, sweet-and-smoky flavor on your tongue. Honey and barbecue have never blended so harmoniously. You might as well throw a bee's nest on the grill.
But instead of getting stung, you should just buy my beef. I seriously can't sit here and look at it much longer without eating some, and there are just way too many people in my office whose lips I'll have to smack if you don't. Friends don't let friends eat bad jerky or go back to jail. I'm holding up my end of the bargain, buddy. Now you do yours.
Honey BBQ Smoked Beef Jerky: literally lip-smacking good.